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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
me: you too

karthus:

good! egg!

unreleasedwords:

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

WHAT THE FUCKKK

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

image

sunsuhage:

feeeeeel the mango

sunsuhage:

feeeeeel the mango

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

yummytomatoes:

you go, mega slowbro

yummytomatoes:

you go, mega slowbro